Favorite Stargate quotes

Favorite Stargate quotes#1650

By Qetesh - Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:38 pm

- Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:38 pm #1650

Post your favorite Stargate quotes.

I'm in the process of watching Atlantis, so it's still kinda fresh in my head... I laughed so hard.

"It may as well say bing tiddle tiddle dong." -Rodney McKay

And of course, we can't forget Jack...

"Magnets. Really big magnets." -O'Neill

Re: Favorite Stargate quotes#1657

By SG1Niner - Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:25 pm

- Wed Aug 26, 2009 9:25 pm #1657

I love quoting quotes! LOL

SG1
Col. O'Neill: I'm taking this loop off.
[Col. O'Neill starts squirting mustard and ketchup onto an empty plate.]
Col. O'Neill: I'm telling you, Teal'c, if we don't find a way out of this soon, I'm going to lose it.
[Teal'c raises an eyebrow.]
Col. O'Neill: Lose it. It means go crazy. Nuts. [from this point on, he becomes increasingly agitated] Insane. Bonzo. No longer in possession of one's faculties. Three fries short of a happy meal... [by now, O'Neill is ranting. He holds up his plate, which now has a crazed mustard-and-ketchup smiley face on it] WACKO!!!

This next one is near and dear to me since at work we're on our EIGHTH!!! "go-live" date to migrate to a new software application! [2 yrs in the making!]

Col. O'Neill: You know what they say, General. If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try, try, try again.

SGA
Dr. Rodney McKay: You have no idea which way to go, do you?
Maj. John Sheppard: Just trying to get my bearings.
Dr. Rodney McKay: Translation: "I'm lost. "

Maj. John Sheppard: Two arms, ten fingers... I'll check the rest later.

[O'Neill] Teal'c, prepare to assist in damage control.
[Teal'c] I am prepared, O'Neill.
[O'Neill] See how melodramatic that sounds? It's unnecessary.

Re: Favorite Stargate quotes#1659

By Qetesh - Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:02 pm

- Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:02 pm #1659

Another one..!

Rodney: "My father read me Mobi dick when I was 7. Do you have any idea how long I had nightmares about being eaten by a whale?"
Ronen: "They havent' stopped have they?"
Rodney: "No."

Re: Favorite Stargate quotes#1667

By SG1Niner - Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:41 pm

- Thu Sep 17, 2009 8:41 pm #1667

O'Neill: I'm not getting all my memoes.

[O'Neill] Teal'c, prepare to assist in damage control.
[Teal'c] I am prepared, O'Neill.
[O'Neill] See how melodramatic that sounds? It's unnecessary.

Re: Favorite Stargate quotes#1676

By SG Merc - Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:14 pm

- Sun Sep 20, 2009 5:14 pm #1676

Good quotes! This one always makes me LOL

Rodney They should have used a Mac

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Favorite Stargate quotes#1702

By Brat'ac - Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:02 pm

- Tue Sep 22, 2009 8:02 pm #1702

this is from "upgrades":

O'NEILL: Let's see......... how 'bought three of your biggest juiciest steaks you got, french fries and a large Coke?
WAITRESS: Okay[begins to turn]
DANIEL: I'll have the same.
CARTER: Me too, with a diet soda.
[O'Neill and Daniel look at her quizzically]
CARTER: What I like the taste better.
[she shrugs]